Human Kind

Forever stuck somewhere between psychotic and iconic.

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dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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(via yelled)

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: spoopybarakarts, via yelled)

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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(via trust)

disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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(Source: disowns, via andrewquo)

laptopped:

laptopped:

*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*

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(via asvprock)

lamelohan:

"if you hate school so much why do you even come"image

(via cartel)

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via retiredjesus)

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