i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever
THIS IS MY FAVORITE
This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.
gonna reblog it everytime
Its been a year
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
Superheroes: A Never-Ending Battle
part one: Truth Justice and the American Way
girls have been reading comics even since the 1940’s
so i’m tired of these “fake geek girl” arguments.
and i’m tired of people saying that comics are finally reaching a female audience, as if it hasn’t always been that way.
|American:||I want to live in the UK.|
|Asian:||I want to live in the UK.|
|Indian:||I want to live in the UK.|
|African:||I want to live in the UK.|
|Hispanic:||I want to live in the UK.|
|Canadian:||I want to live in the UK.|
|Filipino:||I want to live in the UK.|
|French:||I want to live in the UK.|
|Brazilian:||I want to live in the UK.|
|Irish:||feckin' English bastards|
everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”
I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.
I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.